|This man can make global concerts come alive! I understand he also invented the Internet. Obviously, he has God-like powers.
I apologise deeply to all my Buddhist friends for appropriating the image below his neck.
BREAKING NEWS: I have just received an email from Mike A who assures me that Big Al never claimed to have invented the Internet. So far, I have received no death threats from Buddhists. So it seems that Buddhists have better senses of humour than Big Al supporters :-)