Ke-Vin-0.7, the Machine Man from Queensland
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Ms Therese Rein, a successful Australian businesswoman, purchased the Ke-Vin-0.7 online from a Chinese manfacturer. This may explain why it is more fluent in Mandarin than in English. When the Ke-Vin-0.7 is speaking in English, it is difficult to get straight answers from it.
Ms Rein claims that this Ke-Vin-0.7 is almost human. As a joke, she sometimes passes it off as her husband. She has succeeded in having it elected to Parliament, and this Ke-Vin-0.7 is currently acting as Prime Minister of Australia. Ke-Vin-0.7s are made in the same Chinese factory which produced the primitive "Het-ty John-s-ton" model. They share the same Motherboard. The Ke-Vin-0.7 is capable of operating 21 hours per day, 7 days a week. It only requires 3 hours to recharge its batteries. This painting is dedicated to all the over-worked public servants of Canberra... and there is a little cartoon below about the Church of Global Warming. |
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Update: 24th June 2010.
The Ke-Vin-0.7 (a.k.a Kevin Rudd) has been exterminated by The Termillard (CLICK to view pic and additional text). Julia Gillard has today replaced him/it as Prime Minister of Australia. |
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Oh, where can you find a new Martin Luther, when you really need one? | ||||